I don't need to explain myself to you, but I was recently looking at pornstar Nicole Aniston's Twitter page, and along with the standard New Age horseshit ("My intentions create my reality, and my challenges bring opportunities.") was a quick link to her Amazon Wish List.
Ain't that something? As if having sex on camera for money didn't pay enough, pornstars like Nicole are registering for things they want on Amazon.com so that their fans can buy them everything from electronics to bath mats to Leapfrog software for their kids. And I'm sure fans are happily buying Jenna Jameson the 3-pack of Dickinson's Witch Hazel Formula Towelettes that she's asked for. In short, this whole idea is BLOODY BRILLIANT.
So the natural next step for me was not to buy Nicole Aniston the $200.00 3-speed ceiling fan with walnut blades and bronze detail, but to buy her something that wasn't even on her list, like "Owl Puke, The Book" (used for $1.43) or a 1-lb bag of mung beans for $10.27. You see, nothing is more erotic than confusing the hell out of a pornstar.
The problem is, however, that you aren't allowed to add miscellaneous items to these pornstar's Wish Lists. And Amazon obviously won't share their shipping address to keep weirdos from showing up at their front door with a 1-lb bag of mung beans, so this whole idea has been put on the back burner.
EADJ will continue to diligently investigate how to add unwanted items to pornstar Amazon Wish Lists and will fill you in on any loopholes or exploits that we find in the system. Together, we can make it happen.
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