Friday, December 30, 2011

Hot N' Crusty

Spotted at Panera Bread, a brochure that features a baker offering you his bread.


Well, not just offering the bread. He's thrusting the bread at you, telling you to take it, yeah, just take all that bread, baby. Take it all in. Ungh. Ungh. Now cup the muffins. Both of them. Yeah, now eat the sourdough bread. Lick the tip. Put the whole thing in your mouth. Yeahhh. Ahhh, the loaf is rising... ahhh... ah.... almost there... I'm... I'm glazing! GAHHHHHH!


No, I don't want to cuddle.

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