This year, like every year, The Learning Annex announces a new semester of obscure, useless classes taught by reluctant celebrities to people who have nothing better to do. Some of this year's courses:
"How To Fight For The Common Folk Whilst Still Sounding Like Zsa Zsa Gabor" with Ariana Huffington
"Tyrese Explains How His Character in 'Transformers' Was Different From Josh Duhamel's Character Other Than His Being Black" (with guest speaker Josh Duhamel)
"Creative Napkin Folding" with Macy Gray
"Bruce Willis Demonstrates 48 Different Ways To Smirk"
"Téa Leoni Explains To Her Fans Why They Find Her So Hot"
"Donald Rumsfeld, Condoleezza Rice, and Dick Cheney Talk To The Few People Left Who Think They Did Good"
"David Spade Shuts Up For a Goddamned Second"
"Perez Hilton Will Suck Your Dick For $50. No, Seriously. Make It $40."
"Cali Swag District's 14-Part Instructional Course: How To Dougie"
"Chelsea Handler On How To Be At Least Funnier Than Jimmy Fallon"
"Working With Contact Paper With Fabio"
"Matthew Lillard Shows You How To Make Macaroni Salad Instead of Starring In a Hit Movie"
"Hayden Christensen On The Art Of Acting LOL"
"Latoya Jackson Isn't Here To Teach, Actually- She's Here To Learn How To Napkin Fold With Macy Gray"
"Randy Quaid's 17 Steps To Going Batshit Crazy"
"Kenan Thompson Previews 478 New Unfunny SNL Characters"
"Christy Turlington Farts And It Smells Like Chanel No. 5"
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