Album #1: "The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza"
Track: "Yippiekayay Motherfucker"
Larry: Well, I was right that the cover and band name were cute and the music wouldn’t be, but never expected thrash guitar. Ironically, the music gave me the exact same headache I used to get as a kid from drinking Kool-Aid.
Brynn: (never gave response after sending MP3s)
Andrew: this hurts my ears. too much rumbling and gnashing of teeth. not what i was expecting from mr. kool aid.
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Album #2: Günther, "Pleasureman"
Track: "I Am Your Man"
Larry: I was pretty close here. I predicted that this douche was legit lame and not an act. I should have said, “Like Justin Timberlake with less talent, technology from 1982, and a disco baseline from 1972.”
Brynn: (never gave response after sending MP3s)
Andrew: Equal parts gutteral growl, speed metal, and the sound of poop hitting toilet water. Large dick-n-balls inflatables engulf the stage during their live shows.
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Album #3: Vinte!, "EP 2009"
Track: "Garota Photoshop"
Larry: Oooh, close(ish) again. Their sound (Musically tight alternative tunes, but unoriginal) is exactly what I expected the Tony Danza Tapdance Experience to sound like. I was off on the punk/rap fusion for sure. Still I did predict a foreign language. One point for me.
Brynn: (never gave response after sending MP3s)
Andrew: again, what i expected. these guys can't get hard. like, ever.
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Album #4: Bionic Ghost Kids, "Poison Ivy"
Track: "Poison Ivy"
Larry: The track had pop/alt piano opening, then screeching anger metal, then at the :46 mark, it more or less became exactly what I expected. Over-produced electronic music. Though the chipmunk voice still confuses me.
Then the three styles flip back and forth. Still, I think I get some credit for predicting “they can’t make good music. I’ll say electronica with vocals mixed in.” That describes the bulk of the track.
Brynn: (never gave response after sending MP3s)
Andrew: good piano playing at the beginning, poor everything else. the piano was probably the dog's doing. and why the chipmunks?
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Correction: Merauder is actually the name of the band, not God Is I.
Album #5: Merauder, "God Is I"
Track: "Hell Captive"
Larry: Okay, I think I got this one 100% right. Though this was probably the easiest call of the bunch.
Brynn: (never gave response after sending MP3s)
Andrew: literally the same as tony danza. but it fits the art better, at least.
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Album #6: Scotty Vanity, "Eyeliner Is Spiffy"
Track: "I Like Your Hair"
Larry: You have got to be fucking kidding me. Predicting that this train wreck might be a prodigy or be in any way able to make good music was an all time wrong answer. By predicting he’d be a misunderstood musical talent, I insulted anyone and everyone who ever did have an ounce of talent. I officially apologize to Adam Lambert, musicians anywhere, anyone who ever whistled a tune in the shower, anyone who ever hummed a tune in an elevator, any passing train or car with an engine that roared even semi-rhythmically, and any dog, cat, whale or other animal who accidentally makes a partially melodious sound. Scotty doesn’t know!
Brynn: (never gave response after sending MP3s)
Andrew: boring. this one is actually the most right on to what i predicted.
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