"Wake Up, Kids. We're Here!"

"Now, don't worry. We have all day to explore. We'll want to hit the rides and attractions that are on top of our list first. And if there are long lines already, we'll just wait in them rather than come back and stand in even longer lines. Now, I've marked up a map so we can see as much as we can today, but don't worry if we don't hit them all, because we have a week-long pass and can come back to whatever we miss later. Okay, you kids ready? LET'S GO!"

The ProofrEADJer: Late October Edition

"Dungenuss"

*****Superbreaking NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!*****

EADJ has just acquired what is reportedly a new "Summer-themed" tabletent from Corner Bakery. Editors have confirmed the existence of a new, badly-written manifesto on the side, although its contents have not been examined or shared yet with the public. EADJ will be shooting the next round of dramatic readings of this new tabletent once its authenticity can be confirmed.