EADJ Fun Activity Corner

Look at all the screenshots for the mobile game Campus Life and try to find a single picture of a fucking book. Bet you can't!

Screenshots are dated 2013. I can't believe I waited 7 years to post this shit.

And Now, Vince's Uncle Roberto On How To Make Puffy Slime

Making puffy slime with your kids is just as fun and easy as making regular slime but with a couple of extra steps:

1) Pour 1 cup of glue into a bowl

2) Add shaving cream. There's no set amount- the more, the puffier!

3) Mix

4) Add food coloring and stir

5) Add contact lens solution, a little bit at a time. The mixture will start to "transform" into slime rather quickly. Stir some more.

6) Voila! Puffy slime!

And speaking of puffy, I once drove a certain unnamed rapper from a concert. He seemed like a decent guy. Except he left toothpicks on the floor and seats.

Be safe, kids!

Twitter's Least Used Hashtags, Week of June 18

Twitter continues to be the social media platform of choice for trolls, conceited assholes, and misinformed douchebags. But even they refuse to use the following hashtags, mainly because they still have taste. So feel free to use any of these in your posts that nobody will ever read:

#nofilternot

#humbleselfie

#purellinmypeehole

#cevichefilleddonuts

#brunswickstewenemas

#botheringSmoothBathome

#someonefartedinmyscubamask

#thinkingthephraseclamdiggerisdirty

#makingmyownsalsafromjarsofsalsa

#cleaningsemenoffacappuccinomachine

#KirkCameronlifetimeachievementOscar

#everybodyinDragonballZlookslikethey'retakingashit

New EADJ Segment: Creators Explain

As a public service, EADJ would like to share our spotlight with those who don't have quite the massive audience we do. All summer, we will be featuring the creator of a beach toy and ask them to explain it and the inspiration behind it.

This week: Hurley Turwell, the inventor of Spyderball.

HT: Spyderball, man. It's like volleyball meets handball meets "Top Gun", man! Instead of a volleyball net, you got this crazy beach trampoline, and you gotta bounce it off the trampoline to score over the other team. The ball is smaller than a kickball, so you can grip it and really whale on the other team, man!

EADJ: Why do you call it Spyderball?

HT: Because the trampoline is sort of like a web, and you gotta really keep your eye on the ball, so you gotta SPY it, get it? 

EADJ: Are you on drugs right now?

HT: No way, man! I'm natural! You wanna play a few rounds of Spyderball?

EADJ: No, we're good.