• Is this gay?
• This isn't gay. Straight guys do this all the time.
• Am I holding onto him too tight?
• Am I not holding onto him tight enough?
• Am I holding onto him like I'm being all homophobic about it?
• Man, he's making me hold on tighter every time he guns it.
• I think he wants me to hold on tighter, but he's not telling me.
• Is there a way I can hold on gingerly, without being homophobic?
• Hey, what if I don't hold on at all, is that okay?
• HOLY SHIT, I could have fallen just then.
• I really shouldn't move my hands up and down like that. That's kind of sensual.
• What if a hot chick sees us. That would kind of suck.
• No it wouldn't. I'm being homophobic again. If she were an enlightened, open-minded hot chick then she would see two guys– not necessarily gay– on a motorcycle. Get over yourself.
• Wow, this guy is really ripped. He must do those crossover sit-ups.
• I should have worn a shirt.
(pictured above, a submission by Matt S, who said he was bored today)
