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Pictured above, Jesus goes bowling with a toddler's head.

And Now, Vince's Uncle Roberto with How To Deal With Head Lice

The bane of many parents, the head louse is a tiny, wingless parasitic insect that lives among human hairs and feeds on extremely small amounts of blood drawn from the scalp. Lice are a very common problem, especially for kids ages 3 years to 12 years (girls more often than boys). Your doctor can recommend a medicated shampoo, cream rinse, or lotion to kill the lice. These may be over-the-counter (OTC) or prescription medications, depending on what treatments have already been tried. Medicated lice treatments usually kill the lice and nits, but it may take a few days for the itching to stop.

Pretty much why I don't accept kids in my town car. That plus the fact that they steal booze and pee themselves.