Happy Independence Day from EADJ

We at Eat a Dick Joel wish you a happy and safe July 4. For those of you who insist on setting off fireworks with little or no regard for safety precautions, we hope you find the fingers you blew off so you can get them reattached in the Emergency Room. Enjoy!

Twitter's Least Used Hashtags, Jan 1, 2018 Edition

Here's a sampling of the least used hashtags on New Year's Eve, 2018:

#bringback2016

#TimesSquareisthebest

#strawberryassholes2018

#neverlikedTomPettyanyway

#JennyMcCarthycomedygenius

#thiswillbetheDetroitTigersyear

#morerepublicansincongress2018

#JesuspleasewatchoverDonaldTrump

#myresolutionistogetoffFacebookandmakeadifferencebyactuallydoingsomething