This Week In Chicago Whatever

 The following are episode synopses for this week:

Chicago P.D.

Criminologist Harren Walker joins the team. Kelsey can't get her locker open. Some young punks give Sgt. Dukey a new nickname. 

Chicago Med

The NICU nurses throw a party at the worst time. Theresa and Donovan bury the hatchet in the commissary. Without his glasses, Dr. Carrow sutures his fingers together.

Chicago Fire

Battalion Chief Baldwin confronts an old nemesis. Kaitlyn reveals her diagnosis to the other EMS technicians. Lieutenant Klein burns his dick off at the training center.

Google Plus Does It Again

What the shit is this? I imagine Google+ has some sort of image scanning algorithm that finds multiple copies of the same photos and then animates them into a bizarro gif like you see below.

Kinda jazzy, really. I'd rather watch this for 2 hours than that movie again.