Twitter's Least Used Hashtags, Week of July 5

Hashtags are like little ferret turds. Which makes Twitter an angry, diseased, generally unpleasant ferret with a limited vocabulary. Go ahead and use these underused hashtags in your next ferret rant:

#hotaxes

#donginmysoup

#gastricbypassblooperreel

#thewindthroughmybackhair

#JamesWoodswalkoffamestar

#picturingAngelaMerkelnaked

#bringingaRealDolltoLamazeclass

#rootingforthewhiteguyinblaxploitationmovies

A Burning Question Answered

"Will the entries from the EADJ DVD Freestyle segment be recorded in the EADJ Crappinuum, which historically has been reserved for EADJ Crappinema entries?"

"No."

The Mostly-From-Books ProofrEADJer

This one submitted by Tom Weingard:

All Geek To Me

Spotted at the local comic store, some neato Star Wars Jedi Force figures.


On the back, however, I noticed a legal line:



"Products shown in fantasy situation." Well, obviously it is, because Vader was never at Docking Bay 94 in Mos Eisley when the Stormtroopers were trying to apprehend Han, Luke, Ben, the droids and Chewy when they had left the cantina. Also, by that time, Luke had already sold his X-34 landspeeder to the Vuvrian alien Wioslea to help pay Han and Chewy to take them to Alderaan. I mean, right, guys? Ahem.

A Subway Sign

MTA has posted signs on the subway that warn against the dangerous practice of "surfing the train."


I gotta admit, I've never heard of surfing the train, but now that they've shown me how to do it, I think I'll give it a shot next time on the 7. Wheeee!


And wouldn't you know it, some guys have posted videos of themselves surfing the train on YouTube: