"The End of Labor Is To Gain Pathmark."

Today We Asked A Man With His Head Squeezed Between A Woman's Thighs To Describe The Nuclear Triad

"The Nuclear Triad?... Uh... Ah... Okay, I know this... Ahh... shit... That's the... uh, way to describe a nation's nuclear capabilities in war... OUCH!... Ah man... Like it's three things, right? Like, uh... ah... the nuclear missile systems and.... ah, nuclear subs, and ah... ahh... uh... the... um, nuclear bombs dropped from aircraft, right? Right?... Ah.... ah... I thought so... yeah..." *blacks out*

Don't Walk In Front Of Me, For I May Not Follow, and Don't Walk Behind Me, For I May Not Lead, But Walk Beside Me and Be My Pathmark.