Boombox Was Surprised He Was Still Around.

Boombox was surprised he was still around.

Roller kept his mouth shut about it.

Pink Balloon wanted to talk about it with someone.

Toilet Paper Dispenser was going apeshit over it.

(Submitted by Andrew) French Toilet was surprised.

But American Toilet wasn't surprised at all.

Something I've Discovered About People

No matter where a fountain might be, whether it's in the dining area of a crappy deli, or in Trafalgar Square, or even in a display in a Lowe's Home Improvement Store, people will always want to throw their coins in it.


Always.

Coming Soon to the EADJ Crappinema: All The Kind Strangers

Shit, why review a blandly titled TV movie where the biggest stars are Stacy Keach and Robby Benson?!


HERE'S why:



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