Say Goodbye To Stuff Advertisers Insist You Say Goodbye To!

Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye! Aloha!

Wait. Are they saying "Say Goodbye to Incredible Savings?"

Spotted at Stop & Shop

This milk is good until insurrection.

A Question For A Gift Card Company

Recently, I came upon some gift cards that were titled according to how they were bundled (which is a pretty good idea):

Now, I understand Game & Grub, and Pack & Go, but for the life of me I can't wrap my head around Food  & Laughs. Where are the laughs? Am I supposed to laugh at the absurdly thick Cheesecake Factory menus or laugh at the limited selections of BJ's Brewhouse Restaurant? What's funny about Red Robin or Red Lobster? Is there something at Cracker Barrel besides the godawful home decorations for sale or the backwards hillbilly clientele... oh I see. Never mind.