So your parents bought a Little Tikes Fold 'n Store Picnic Table With Market Umbrella for the backyard and have invited some people over. You're expected to have lunch or a snack at this thing and worse yet, probably expected to have a conversation with the other kids sitting there. EADJ and Little Tikes have joined together to give you some possible ice breakers and discussion topics:
• Are Capri Suns fruit boxes?
• Paw Patrol is grooming children to accept fascism
• Why do training pants seldom have trains on them?
• Eating your vegetables: A LIBERAL CONSPIRACY
• What foods are there besides pizza?
• Is Caillou a bitch, or is he a TOTAL bitch?
• The dangers of not picking your boogers
• That cloud that looks like a frog never mind
• Why hasn't Trump fired Dr. Fauci yet if he dislikes him so much?
• Can one enjoy Fat Albert and The Brown Horne without the shadow of Bill Cosby's awful legacy?
• Words that rhyme with butt
