As the year draws to a close, the writers at InfoWars have already started laying the groundwork for next year's misinformation campaigns. Here now are conspiracy theories you can expect to see in coming weeks:
• A face mask shortage will force everyone to steal bras and cause lingerie prices to skyrocket
• Harvey Weinstein will make a comeback with a full head of hair and a script for every broad who wants one
• Mulder and Scully are in love despite their constant bickering at work
• Silly string is made from processed unicorn diarrhea
• Party City stores secretly act as embassies to the Nation of Islam
• If you ever force yourself to stop peeing midstream, you can astrally project
• Barack Obama was actually the "Lil Penny" Hardaway puppet from the Nike commercials in the 90s.
