Comic Strip Where The Last Panel Is Always A Remote Oil Rig

Spotted At A Stoop Sale In Brooklyn

They call them "stoop sales" since nobody in NYC has a yard, by the way.


So the sign is saying the mattress doesn't have bedbugs, or is it addressed TO bedbugs to stay away?


This brings up an interesting point: who the hell buys a used mattress, bedbugs or not?

Maybe A Little Obsessive.

I spotted in a recent issue of "Fantastic Man" magazine, one of those M&M ads that turns celebrities into creepy edible versions of themselves.


I noticed his signature, and it got me wondering if the DVD he gave me a long time ago was really signed by him or by some PA flunkie.


So a quick check verified the arrogantly ambitious "M," the overcomplicated "B" and the plot-be-damned "Y" flourish. It's a match!


Yay, I can now forge trillion dollar checks at the Check Cashing place on 9th Street.

Let's Try To Fit Our Fist in the EADJ Mail Sack Even Though It's Told Us Repeatedly That It's Not Into That Kind of Thing!

Submitted by Brad Harvey, an email from the most tenacious rep the advertising world has ever seen:

It's so sweet.

------ Forwarded Message
From: chris brown
Date: Fri, 30 Nov 2007 09:51:51 -0600
To:
Subject: Mr. Harvey..........

How are you man?

It's been forever since we've spoke. What's new in yer life? Heard
you quit smoking!

I've been jamming out here and traveling a bunch. Always a plus.

Well, just wanted to to catch up and see what the creative mind at
Y&R is up too. Anything coming up for MGD or Sears?

Shoot me a line when you get a moment. I know you're busy.....

Cheers,
Chris


Chris Brown
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XXX N. Michigan #1634
Chicago, Il 60601

(pictured above, probably not the right Chris Brown we're talking about)