Monday, August 18, 2025

Shark... Terror?


The movie poster is out for the low budget Asylum flick Shark Terror (2025) directed by Mario N. Bonassin and starring Michael Paré, Sarah Lieving, Carly Medina, and Javier Duran. And it is odd. Odd that instead of showing the eponymous terror in the presence of a shark, the photographer got Carly Medina to look... annoyed?



"Give me... They lost my luggage!"


"Give me... I can't believe they invited Cody to the party knowing I was going to be here!"


"Give me... Excuse me, I specifically asked for NO CASHEWS in my salad."


"Give me... You're whipping it out on our second date?!"


"Give me... CVS won't honor Walgreens coupons? Since when?"


"Give me... My mother in law wants to name the baby?"


"Give me... Tariffs are a tax that consumers ultimately pay?"

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