Note: This is an update to a May 16 entry
It has recently been brought to our attention that the feckless, helpless, useless king in the Royal Match mobile game has a name:
KING ROBERT. That's the name given to the constant need to be rescued, to the uncanny ability to find themselves in very specific types of danger, and to the inability to properly govern your subjects because you're almost getting drowned by snowman vomit. LONG LIVE KING ROBERT
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