We're going to try something new here. This segment will present a scenario to the host and writers of Info Wars, and using their gifts for critical thinking and imagination, they will provide possible answers to explain it away.
THE SCENARIO: Although grapes at Shop Rite were $4.99/lb yesterday, today they are selling for $3.99/lb
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CONSPIRACY 1: The global elites—in cahoots with major grocery store chains— are artificially lowering the cost of grapes to encourage people to spend money on empty calories to quicken their death to make room for the Space Lizard People to move into their homes.
CONSPIRACY 2: The decreasing grape prices are an indication that time is actually traveling backwards, part of the federal government's effort to contain the continental US under an invisible time isolating dome and force its citizens to remain docile and childlike.
CONSPIRACY 3: The Shop Rite employee Gary knows that I bought grapes yesterday and deliberately lowered the prices, knowing I'd come back and get VERY UPSET about paying more yesterday.
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