"Cut... My throat!"
[Translated from the Italian]:
"Oh no! What a situation– My pants are accidentally down and this beautiful woman is in the elevator with me, and we're heading straight for the crowded ballroom!"
"Wait, don't go away. I just wanted to ask you about that guy you're with. Are you two dating?"
"I know you don't believe that I'm a werewolf. I'll have to wait until the next full moon, which is in... (checks phone) 11 days... to prove it to you!"
"Game, set, STDs!"
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