Tuesday, June 15, 2021

Some Burning Questions About Some Shit I Saw in a Target Parking Lot



Why do some people put a Kleenex box on their dash? Is it to be a better host for people riding with them, sort of a classy perk? Or do they have perpetually runny noses and absolutely need it right there? If so, why isn't it at the console at their side and not blocking their view? 

Is the Kleenex box stuck with tape on the dash so it doesn't fall off?

Doesn't the tissue box combined with the dumb flower hanging off the rear view mirror create major visibility issues?

Why doesn't the driver just wipe their snotty nose on the dumb flower?

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