Spotted on a NYC hot dog cart, pre-pandemic:
A hot dog will pick you up at the airport.
A hot sausage will send an Uber driven by former supermodel Kathy Ireland.
A hot dog will lend you his phone so you can make a call.
A hot sausage already has the number of whoever you want to call in their phone. They're popular, see.
A hot dog will come over for some poker and some whiskey.
A hot sausage will rent out a Hooters and teach each of the servers Texas Hold 'Em so you can all play.
A hot dog will listen to your medical woes and provide sympathy.
A hot sausage will give you the number of his chiropractor, who happens to be former supermodel Kathy Ireland.
A hot dog will be named Robert.
A hot sausage will be named Rob, Roberto, or Bert, but never Robbie.
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