1) Where is everybody?
2) Is this in Italy?
3) Did they evacuate everyone in the town because of radiation or a gas leak?
4) Was that nice couple's dinner interrupted during the evacuation?
5) Why is their table in the middle of the street? Is it because the sidewalk was littered with potted plants?
6) How was the couple supposed to eat that pizza without a pizza cutter or napkins?
7) Is that a midget chef bringing even more pizza to the table?
8) Why is he not dead from radiation/inhaling gas?
9) Did the radiation/gas leak turn all the plants red?
10) Why is the chef's pizza cut into pieces but not the one on the table?
11) Is this a nightmare I'm in? It is, isn't it?
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