Friday, September 27, 2019

Hey! Some More Unused, Terrible Porn Names


Congratulations for joining the pornographic movie industry. Your references are impeccable!
Now that you're ready to film your first scene, you're going to need a porn nickname for the call sheet. May we suggest these available (but terrible) porn names? Good luck on set!

HER:

Aida Urassa
Jess Doit
Beluga Orca
Ladesh (so you can bang ladesh)
Bridget Spinner


HIM:

Hans Onna Hardbody
Timjob
Gibbous Moon
Hairy Ass Truman
E. Rectile Dysfunction

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