Tuesday, October 1, 2013

Coming Soon To The EADJ Crappinema: "Secret Agent Club," Starring Hulk Hogan In TWO ROLES!!!!!!


Fresh off of the major downer gore of "KAW!" the Crappinema does a 180 in tone and prepares to embrace the 1996 film "Secret Agent Club" starring Hulk Hogan in one of the least remembered movies of his career- and that's saying a LOT. Hulk Hogan plays a Dad who is secretly a government agent. How will he keep his secret from his son Jeremy? He WON'T! It will be slam-bang hi-jinx and snappy family-friendly one liners for two solid hours!!!!!!!

Still, I kind of want to watch "A Horse For Danny," too.


The front of the DVD sleeve trumpets "Secret Agent Club" as "True Lies" meets "Home Alone!" Shit mother goddamn, I want to see some of that!!!!!!


But I sort of want to watch "A Horse For Danny," too.


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