Sublime Nonsense 10

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Special Weekend Entry

EADJ doesn't do this bit anymore, but if you look closely at the banner in this photo on NewYorkTimes.com, you'll see the phrase "WELCOME BACK GOVERNOR" set in the typeface Curlz MT.

Ite Adique, Zholl!

Damn that Ticketmaster!

The online ticket broker opened the box office this morning and charged $85 a ticket for an upcoming Michelle Branch concert in L.A. And Joel, being the #1 Michelle Branch fan that he is, has waited months for Branch to come to town just to hear "Everywhere" live. The steep ticket price, however, has forced Joel to pawn almost every copy of Sweet Valley High in his collection, including #101 "The Boyfriend War" with the rare cover. He has also placed an ad in the paper as a "Dick-Eater" for corporate or special events.

EADJ has opened a "Send Joel to Michelle Branch" fund. Donations in amounts of $5, $10, and $85 are welcome. Get ready for some serious female singer/songwriter rocking out, Joel!

(pictured above, Kenurkey presents some Corona concepts to Marshall)