Here Are Your Job Numbers For The Week of November 7

 

Hi everyone. Management has asked me to remind you all that timesheets are due by 5pm today, with no exceptions. That deadline is firm, and I will not be accepting late timesheets as I have a softball game at 5:30 in Saugatuck and I cannot be late for that again. For those of you who do not have job numbers yet, here are the latest open project numbers for your forms:

81723 - Fully supporting what's just been said

01154 - Feeling euphoria at the last Powerpoint slide that says "THANK YOU"

58650 - Giving credit to someone before they have a chance to steal it

51449 - Announcing a hard stop at 5pm because of a softball game in Saugatuck

88381 - Using your Belk card

The ProofrEADJer: Second Week of November Edition

Coming Soon To the EADJ Crappinema: "Dead Awake"

"Death Is Only The Beginning." Apparently it captures the essence of the movie so well, the producers saw fit to slap in on both the front and back of the DVD.

I knew this was an EADJ Crappinema contender when I read "Dylan is transformed by supernatural forces."

Hope you've got thick skin, Nick Stahl.