Some More Added Perks to an AMC Stubs Membership

AMC Stubs is the country's most successful theatre chain loyalty program. Why? Because its members enjoy an ever expanding array of perks and benefits. Here are the latest added membership rewards:

• Up to 4 free movies a week (Jesus Christ, who has the time for that many?)

• Free refills of beverages, popcorn, and synthetic motor oil for your car

• You will be able to hold your alcohol better once you're a member

• We will point the air conditioner vent directly your way on very hot days

• If your name is Joanne, we promise to never, ever call you Joan by accident

• Free 3D glasses that won't work with regular movies but will make them a lot dimmer

• Up to 3 free guest passes to anyone you bring along, even if it's obviously a prostitute

A Few More Theories

• It is Lil' Marshall, one of three lovable new characters on the new cartoon series BABY C-KERS! Watch Lil' Karen and "SweePea" Krivkovich get all pitchcrazy with Lil' Dean, Teenage Phil May and "Spider-Boy" in tow! Special appearances by Lil' Kat McGrath, The CKPR clubhouse gang, and the infant Joe Nudelman (don't laugh)!

• "marshall ross was recently in NY for an ad club ceremony. marshall ross has joined hairclub for men, and will now be seen in their commercials swimming with his shirt off. he also bought a coonskin cap, but the hair growth and the cap counteract each other to the point where no one knows where one ends and the other begins." -from Andrew Gall

• It is actually a trompe l'oeil, or "trick of the eye" due to solar flares, pollution haze and a hanging coonskin cap.

• Computers?

What's a Dickfer?

After staying out the spotlight for weeks, Tianna has been caught in another tabloid scandal.

She was seen partying at The Whiskey and SkyBar on Sunset around 3am with a rowdy entourage. Club owners had tried to keep paparazzi away from the entrance as Tianna stumbled to her black SUV with Sienna Miller, some douchebag from Laguna Beach (redundant) and Lindsay Lohan, who had just left rehab hours before.

The picture above was taken when they stopped at a late night Taco Bell drive thru for Cinnamon Crispas, Taco Bellgrandes and a tiny bag of baby carrots.

Kyle Hacohen, Tianna's agent, declined to comment this morning about her escapades, opting instead to promote her upcoming workout DVD, "Furry Paw Yoga with Tianna."