The following Missed Connections were posted by dogs that visited the Bucks County Core Creek Dog Park in Langhorne, PA:

You: the Yorkie whose name I forget

Me: the Collie with the human hat

DUDE! We haven't played in forever! It's been so good to catch up! I love your winter coat! Don't be a stranger now, hear?

You: the slinky Doberman

Me: the Bulldog with the underbite (I realize that doesn't narrow it down)

Hello sexy. I saw you looking at me while you were sniffing that German Shepherd. I think maybe you should sniff me sometime?

You: the Dark Chocolate Lab

Me: the French Bulldog with the booties

I was crapping by the water bowls when you walked in. YOU WERE GORGEOUS. Why didn't I talk to you? NEXT TIME BABY.

Dog Park Missed Connections

The following Missed Connections were posted by dogs that visited the Bucks County Core Creek Dog Park in Langhorne, PA:

You: the limping Greyhound

Me: the chubby Pug with the little hat

Hey bro we should hang out LOL you peed like a champ LOL

You: the Weimaraner with the dorky harness

Me: the Setter mix with the gorgeous ass

Your name was Gordo, right? Did you see my ass? It is great. Smell it sometime!

You: the Dachshund with the chip on his shoulder

Me: the friendly Beagle mix

I saw you over by the hoop that no one ever runs through. We should plow.

You: the insufferable Golden Retriever with the BELL on your COLLAR?!

Me: the Havanese still on a leash (my owner's a dick)

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE BEING SO HAPPY AND FRIENDLY TO EVERYONE? SHOW OFF. CALL ME SOMETIME

Dog Park Missed Connections

The following Missed Connections were posted by dogs that visited the Bucks County Core Creek Dog Park in Langhorne, PA:

You: the Plott Hound/Doberman mix

Me: the Bernese Mountain Dog (although I hate hiking!)

Hey dude. You were running around with the zoomies and almost spilled my cocktail. What gives, jerk?

You: the energetic Akita

Me: the not so massive Mastiff

Hello, beautiful! We had a moment over by the poop bag trash can. I never caught your name. Call me?

You: the Scottish Deerhound with the tennis ball

Me: the Border Collie who had to pee a lot

You gave me some serious hump me vibes on Tuesday. I think we can turn this into a litter, no?

What The Star Wars Costume For Your Pet Says About You

Bantha: You are a huge nerd.

Princess Leia: You are a huge nerd.

Chewbacca: You are a huge nerd.

R2D2: You are a huge nerd.

Yoda: You are a huge nerd.

Darth Vader: You are a huge nerd.

AT-AT: You are a huge nerd.

EADJ Crappinema In The Wild

Pictured below: Hulu Plus features the previously-reviewed "Happy The Littlest Bunny" alongside "Reservoir Dogs."

There something perfectly normal about this association.