Have you gotten your AMC Stubs Rewards card yet? No? Well, now's a good time, because AMC has partnered with some great sponsors to bring you even more benefits when you go the movies as a Stubs member! Here are the latest new perks:
• Free dung for your dung beetles at home
• Sly look of "yeah, he's in the In Crowd" from our knowing staff
• Racism will be over
• If you manage to sit through the latest "Fast and Furious" movie, we'll let you write the next one.
• Free game of bowling at any AMC Bowling Lanes (there are no AMC Bowling Lanes. Psych!)
• We'll let you have unprotected sex with Barry. He's a freak like that.
• Free large soda refill that makes you go pee so you miss more of the movie
• Free customizable seat armrests. Put your elbow on Elsa!
• Free Spanish conquistador helmet. Not sure how we got these but there are a lot of them.
