Spotted At The Hospital

Some very appropriate graffiti in a bathroom at a Jersey hospital birthing center:

A Message From Pewter Bear

Oh, fuck me.

Pewter Bear, that WAS the 400th entry. We were saving that for The Dickside Chats, Part Four. You just wasted our commemorative 400th entry with your stupid fucking cake and pewter hat. GOD, I HATE YOU!!!!!

Die, you urine-soaked cockfork! Don't EVER chime in again, you hear me? Don't ever even visit this goddamn blog again! Next time, we see you, you're DEAD!! You're DEAD! Now, make like a tree, and FUCK OFF!