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And Now, Vince's Uncle Roberto with The Farm News

Gary Schnitkey, farm financial management specialist at the University of Illinois, forecasts that corn and soybean producers will see significant price increases for all input costs next year.

Which reminds me, if you're ever using the bathroom at the Fast Max grocery store in Terre Haute, IN, make sure you tell an employee before they lock you in there during closing time. Wise words, that.

Also, to whoever thinks I'm a "doppelganger" for Vince Soliven, of course I am. I'm his mother's brother. I used to do crazy things with my hair when I was his age growing up in Michigan. He'll grow out of it, believe me.

Let's Cinch the EADJ Mail Sack Around a Certain Protruding Part of Our Body!

(pictured below, a submission by J'Net: Neighborhood Direct markets to couples such as Chris Kattan and the bass player from Sum 41)