The following Kickstarter campaigns were the least successful crowdfunding campaigns of the month:
• MEAT SPINDLE - a toilet paper spindle made out of delicious gyro lamb/beef meat
• Painted Clams - colorful painted clamshells that contain prizes and holiday cheer (not limited to Thanksgiving)
• Toothpaste bukakke - no description necessary
• Small pieces of cardboard cut especially for breakdancing mice
• A book compiling 50,000 love letters sent to Darla from "Our Gang" that were never sent
• A stapler that yells "JEFF EPSTEIN DIDN'T KILL HIMSELF" whenever used
