Welcome to the porn industry! Before you walk onto the black leather set we've prepared for you and your multiple partners, we'll need you to pick a porn name- you know, an alias to put on the credits so people can search for you in later productions if they like this one. Here's a soiled trucker hat full of porn names written on scraps of paper. Help yourself to any of it, but fair warning– a lot of these are terrible:
Her
Dianabetes
Ophelia Nutz
Phyllis Teen
Carol of the Balls
Udder Pradesh
Him
Ivar Mectin
Schaden Freude
Francis Scrote Key
Jack Emhoff
Cock A. Maim Me
Mr. “Big Dick” Darcy
