Some More Terrible But Available Porn Names

HER:

T. Ruthie Ness
Myuzi Wayzaton
Bi Felicia
Papilloma Virus
Amy Forthebushes
Alicia Affordtaurus

HIM:

Dunning Kruger-Effect
Trés Gaudy
Stefon Fetchit
Sid Artha
Skip Lunch
Dewey Havacondom

Some More Things Cuter Than Ariana Grande

Ariana Grande is a 25 year old grown-ass woman now, but she'll still have you believe she's a bashful, doe-eyed Kewpie doll. A few previous EADJ entries documented a few things that are cuter than her. Here is yet another.

• Any Japanese cartoon mascot

• Chubby illustrated stars with fat little legs and arms

• Animal crackers, especially the little elephants

• The element Helium

• Sleeping hedgehogs

• How Axl Rose thinks "he's still got it"

• Baby pacifiers that make it look like they have vampire teeth

• Doll pants

• The tiny mews kittens make when they're pissed