Spotted in An Art Gallery in South Orange

Mini Doppelgänger Entry

This toy also sort of looks like me:

And this dude found on Facebook who might be related to me.

Submitted by Andrew Gall, a hairier, homeless version of Marshall:

Submitted by Bill Dow, John Reid as a "permanent part of the khazakstan exhibit at navy pier."

Dog Park Missed Connections

The following Missed Connections were posted by dogs that visited the Bucks County Core Creek Dog Park in Langhorne, PA:

You: The cute Akita with TWO flea collars

Me: The dark but mysterious Borzoi

You saw me watching you, Akita. Let's get it on next time. Catcha later!

You: The shaggy Newfoundland with the rubber bone (LOL!)

Me: The mixed Lab/Collie with the one blue eye

I felt a connection between us when we shared the water bowl. Do you like Milkbones?

You: The Shetland Sheepdog

Me: The unmissably loud Westie

Hi! My name is Walter! I bark like this all the time! SEE YOU LATER DUDE!

You: The two pissy Bloodhounds

Me: The Boxer with the runs

You two dudes seemed to pee everywhere like you owned the place. That was awesome! Let's hang out!

Synopses For Upcoming Episodes of Netflix's "Charlie's Colorforms City"

"Countdown"

When a blogger threatens to attack a school, it's up to Charlie and his pals to hunt him down and kill him.

"Territory"

Charlie confronts a drug dealer who says he "accidentally" started dealing on his turf. A new mob boss requests a meeting with Charlie's friend Tugboat.

"Keyless Entry"

Charlie's ties to the Russian mob almost disqualify him from receiving a key to Coloforms City from the mayor. Luckily, he pays off the city council and the ceremony goes forward.

"Extra Extra!"

The bodies of several prostitutes end up near the Colorforms factory and the local paper threatens to break the story. Charlie makes it all go away by threatening the journalists' families.