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The ProofrEADJer: Mid-September Edition

"Eat a dick, Joel" is the new "Shake your moneymaker."

Toss that meat!

A quick search on the iTunes Store revealed there are TWO songs titled "Eat a Dick," by hip hop artists Dirty Minded and dance floor DJ's Maikel & DJ Yves.

Strangely, however, there are zero songs entitled "Eat a Dick, Joel." Search results were even narrowed to "Eat Dick, Joel," to no avail.

We urge the music industry to publish a song with either of those titles and assure them that they have a built-in audience to send that baby up the charts. Joel himself has offered to eat a dick in the music video. Hell, he has tapes of that crap already.

COME ON, ARISTA RECORDS!!!