The Consumer Electronics Show (CES) launches next Tuesday, and EADJ has the scoop on the rumored exhibitors this year. Here is who's expected to appear at the convention:
• LG announces a wind powered clothes dryer
• A green-ray DVD player? Hey, why the hell not?
• One of those chairs that vibrates you so well that you orgasm
• A cell phone with a signal so good that it also works on the subway (previously only available to the most annoying people ever)
• An air fryer that doesn't talk back to you
• Finally, a light switch that turns on the switch that you meant to turn on in the first place, goddammit
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