Wednesday, October 9, 2024

Upcoming Exhibitors at the 2024 Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas


The Consumer Electronics Show (CES) launches next Tuesday, and EADJ has the scoop on the rumored exhibitors this year. Here is who's expected to appear at the convention:

• LG announces a wind powered clothes dryer

• A green-ray DVD player? Hey, why the hell not?

• One of those chairs that vibrates you so well that you orgasm

• A cell phone with a signal so good that it also works on the subway (previously only available to the most annoying people ever)

• An air fryer that doesn't talk back to you

• Finally, a light switch that turns on the switch that you meant to turn on in the first place, goddammit

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