Here are the latest crowdfunded projects that failed to meet their financial goals:
• A small, handsome derby for beetles which they can tip when they meet each other in public
• Dung-based burger patties
• Alcoholic Capri-Suns shaped like tits (for adults only)
• Alcoholic Ring Pops shaped like dicks (for adults only)
• a dumb custom car horn for Jeeps that's just someone yelling "JEEP!"
• an unauthorized biography of actor Robert Duvall that's actually authorized
• inedible panties
• "Hardworking Susan" - a raised table platform for food that does NOT turn
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