EADJ recently gained access to Lisa Loeb's old notebooks and discovered that her 1994 runaway hit "Stay (I Missed You)" had quite a few alternate opening lines instead of
♪ You say / I only hear what I want to ♪
The song itself is an emotional post-mortem to a break-up and hints at the main character admitting she wasn't a great partner/roommate and perhaps wanting to move back in with them.
Here now are some of those alternates:
♪ You say / I ate all of your Cheetos ♪
♪ You say / I leave pubes in the shower ♪
♪ You say / I pay rent with Chuck E Cheese tokens ♪
♪ You say / I blocked your car in on purpose ♪
♪ You say / I gave you chlamydia ♪
♪ You say / I sold your VCR for some uppers ♪
♪ You say / I fart in your gym bag on purpose ♪
♪ You say / I never flush when we have guests ♪
♪ You say / I erase your answering machine messages on purpose ♪
♪ You say / I stole the batteries from the remote for my shaver ♪
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