Despite his never-ending need to consume massive amounts of dick, Joel still somehow maintains the reputation as a ladies man.
Just yesterday at a Cracker Barrel, four waitresses hit on him at different times. Karla the greeter gave Joel the "tongue-between-two-fingers" symbol as she found him a booth. Deborah (not to be confused with Debbie, the line cook) slipped Joel a napkin with her phone number and a brief description of her nipples. Natalie, when bringing Joel his plate of Country Fried Dick with a side of "Smashed Potatoes," leaned over so he could get a glimpse of her A-cup cleavage. And Serena threw some of her pubes in his fried apples.
Joel, of course, loves the attention. If you've ever seen Joel at the gym, he's always looking in the mirror, but only to see who is checking him out doing his wrist curls.
Plus, Joel is indeed a handsome man. So much so that women don't mind kissing a mouth they know has been furiously chowing down mindboggling amounts of cock. And most men don't mind placing their dicks where lots of women have left their gum.
(pictured above, something really erotic or really painful– I can't decide which)
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