The ProofrEADJer: End o' May Edition

Don't Call It a Pathmark / I've Been Here For Years

Here Are The Shows That Are Being Removed And Added To Netflix This Month

Every so often, Netflix renews or cancels shows or movies based on viewer preferences. Here now are all the shows that will be added to Netflix this month:

• The Deadliest Crotch

• America's Funniest Colonoscopy Bloopers

• Kids Helping Grown Ups Move

• Chicago Librarians

• "The Bachelorette: Where Are They Now?" Special, Live from Various Prisons

• The Crown Reruns, But Dubbed With Boston Accents

Here are the shows and movies that Netflix is removing from their lineup this month:

• Sound Check With Mötley Crüe

• The Flan-dalorian

• Gwinnett (spinoff of Atlanta)

• A Medieval Epic That Looks A Lot Like Lord of The Rings But Isn't Lord of The Rings Because We Don't Have Permission From Tolkien's Estate Hey Look! Small People With Furry Feet!

• Tucker Carlson At Home: The Animated Series

• Weather Forecasts Delivered Extremely Condescendingly For Some Reason

Movie Poster Design Lesson #1

1) Unless it's a ribald comedy about flatulence, maybe make sure your poster design doesn't prominently feature the word FART front and center.

Comic Strip Where The Last Panel Is Always A Remote Oil Rig

Mmmmmaybe Problematic

An ad for "Gangster Rapper Sculpture Garden/Home Decor" features the likenesses of legendary rappers Notorious B.I.G. and Tupac:

 

I mean, it's great, and they are pretty good likenesses of the late rappers, but put it in front of your home or in your yard, and it will remind a lot of people of those old lawn jockey statues.

From Wikipedia: 

Because of the prevalence of black lawn jockeys with exaggerated features, the item is often regarded as being symbolic of the racism and racist imagery prevalent in the United States during the eras of slavery and Jim Crow laws. Today, lawn jockeys are often depicted as Caucasian boys to distance the artifact from racial connotations. 

So just something to think about before sinking $19.99 into these.

Once Again, We Need To Find Time To Say Goodbye To All the Things Marketers Want Us To Say Goodbye To

Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye!