"Honeymoon Photos? OH BOY!!!!"

(pictured above, John Reid wants to run, but cannot move his legs, but cannot wake up from this nightmare)

Wedding Tips 7 or 8, I Forget Which.

A special guest drops by to answer your Wedding Tips questions (and to vent about a work-related development).

I'm So Gonna Be In Trouble For This.

(pictured above, J'Net worships the fantastic premium movie offerings on Starz and Showtime)

WTF, EADJ?

Eagle-eyed EADJ readers might notice that the dates on recent entries take place in the future. That's because David Estoye, our Editor In Chief, is getting married on March 29 and will be away from a computer for a very long time. So he is doing what we in the blogging industry call "front-loading" entries, so that you never miss a day of EADJ goodness in his time off. Enjoy the next two weeks' worth of entries in advance!

Spreading the Cheer

(pictured above, Jeanette's sister Terri also got a Christmas greeting from Christy and Peanut, who you might remember from a previous entry. Terri was also befuddled.)

Let's Look In My Parents' Fridge!

Believe it or not, some of these ingredients find their way into dinner and are quite tasty. Or not. Ask my caucasian fiancée.

Don't Look Now, But...

What the? How did this happen? Some possible theories:

Marshall at age 29 creates a time machine and travels 30 years into the future, so he can finally dine at the 5th Avenue Diner in Brooklyn.

Marshall was so smitten by Jeanette's handling of RFP's at Cramer-Krasselt that he is stalking her, trying to woo her back to his agency. Also, he donned a Davy Crockett coonskin cap.

Ever see Sam Shepard's "Fool For Love" with Harry Dean Stanton as a bigamist who has another wife in another town? Like that, but with a coonskin cap.

Marshall, a big swinger in the seventies, slept with Marsha Touhy while visiting New York. Marsha Touhy decided to keep the baby and raise him to be everything his hippie father was not: a more upstanding, more responsible human being. Also, she buys him a coonskin cap.

That's probably some young guy who resembles Marshall a lot but doesn't have any real connection to him in any way. But what fun is that.

Scientists in Finland have successfully cloned a Marshall Ross. They have uploaded the new clone with the latest fighting techniques, a chip in the brain that stores terabytes of defense secrets, a coonskin cap, and a bionic leg that can kick a hole in a trash can. But they have not taught the clone how to love...Clone of Love, starring Sandra Bullock and Jeremy Piven as Marshall.


Do you have any theories?

Mel Reacts To My Parents' Reaction to 2 Girls 1 Cup

Here is my parents' original reaction.

A Nocturnal Wedding Tip For Jessica

A figure in the shadows gives Jessica a Wedding Tip.

Oh Curlz You Di-in't!

Joel doesn't dust.

That's what his chimp servant Chad Yarborough found out when it tried to ask Joel to help out for once. It had a pilates class to teach and couldn't get around to cleaning the apartment. Joel said he was too busy "researching a screenplay" as he watched the Bionic Woman marathon with his dick in his hand.

Joel being unwilling to help forced his chimp servant clean forced it to cancel class, thus cheating it out of $400.

Later that night, Joel didn't notice it, but there was a hint of chimp pee in his pesto ravioli.

(pictured above, using Curlz is bad enough. But using Curlz in ALL CAPS is even worse– especially in The Matrix)

Curlz in the Family

(pictured above, the painful realization that one's future sister-in-law uses Curlz to represent her wooden-flower-centerpiece business. Phone numbers and email address have been blurred out to protect the innocent)

Wedding Tips: Second Engagement Edition!

Wedding Tips. Now less theoretical than ever.

Jessica Lets Rip A Secret

Wedding Tips with Jessica Foster, Part 4

In this chapter, Jessica answers a common question regarding reception music.

Inserting just the Wedding Tip

Jessica doing what she does best, with a special guest.

To All the Curlz I've Loved Before

(pictured above, Curlz proves that it's not just a favorite of pet care products and shitty cafés)

Let's Try to See How Wide We Can Make The Hole of the EADJ Mail Sack!

(pictured above, an actual letter –written in purple glitter pen– left on Jeanette's doorstep. Click to enlarge)