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Thursday, January 11, 2024

Surprises From Last Week's VidCon


VidCon 2024 has wrapped up, and the industry's leading forum for content creators and. influencers provided lots of surprises to fans and the press. Some highlights:

• Ciabatta Bot used A.I. to make everyone ciabattas.

• Front Dump performed a cover of Gracie Abramss' "I Should Hate You"

• The Diarrhea Sisters gave out free samples

• Jake Paul got knocked out by a Dyson vacuum cleaner

• Khaby Lame appeared to scores of bowing, adoring fans while being carried on a golden palanquin

• Computer generated A.I. hologram influencer ▓▒░█▄■ absorbed a teenage boy and became flesh

Monday, February 19, 2018

Car Door Was Happy


Car Door was happy.


But Tire Inflater Cord was ecstatic.




Bath Towel gave the crazy eye.


Door Jr. and Door Sr. kept out of it.


Headphones Dog sat in a corner.


And Playground Climbing Wall did its best presidential impression.

Friday, November 27, 2009

And Now, Vince's Uncle Roberto On How To Bale Hay



Hay is a staple food for livestock during the winter months. Learning how to bale hay requires patience. With today's big hay balers, it's a much easier task. However, the farmer is still dependent on the weather and growing conditions to bale hay that has a high nutritional value for his animals. First, check the condition of the grass. If the grass is at its peak, mow the hay. Let it cure. How long this takes depends on how heavy the grass is and what the weather conditions are. Next, you rake the hay. Depending on the hay rake used, you may have a windrow that is one row of grass. Or it may be two rows of grass folded together.

The next step is to prepare the baler. Grease all the machinery according to the manufacturer's directions. Check all the belts for proper tightness. Load the net wrap or baler twine. Prepare the hay in the windrow. It should have a crisp feel and there should be no wet clumps of hay. Proceed down the windrow with the hay baler attached to the back of the tractor. Straddle the windrow to feed the hay into the intake chamber. You may need to weave back and forth to get the hay to feed into the baler in an even manner.

Watch the indicator lights and the baler. When the bale chamber is full, either tie the bale or wrap it in net wrap. Back the baler up slightly from the windrow, open the baler and drop the bale of hay on the ground. Bale the rest of the field. If the hay clogs in the baler, use the safety chocks. Open the baler and untangle the hay. Remove the safety chocks, and continue baling the hay.

And speaking of hay, if you ever hire my town car service to pick you up from a county fair or any birthday party with ponies, do me a solid and stomp on the ground before getting in the car. That would really make my job a lot more pleasant. Thanks.

Friday, May 29, 2009

Adriana Lima Remains Unimpressed.

Here's Eminem freestyling on the Tim Westwood Show on BBC 1 for a full 8 minutes:




Adriana Lima admits that this Enimen man has talent but thinks he gets a little repetitious and nasal. She much prefers listening to Brazilian samba, forró, or Bossa nova music.


In 2006, Chemists at Dresden's Technical University discovered carbon nanotubes in the microstructure of a 17th century Damascus sabre, revealing that medieval Muslim sword-smiths used such advanced technique in forging their swords during the Crusades.



Adriana Lima thinks she has a set of knives somewhere in her condo in the French West Indies, but her manservant Ramnaresh usually slices the limes for her poolside caipirinhas.


In 1998, Jari Kuosma of Finland and Robert Pečnik of Croatia teamed up to create the first wingsuit offered to the general public for skydiving and BASE Jumping.



Adriana Lima has never heard of such an activity. When shooting for BCBG on the peak of Pão de Açúcar in Rio, she takes a cable car or helicopter like a normal supermodel.

Thursday, June 19, 2008

Let's Destroy All of the EADJ Mail Sack's Fond Childhood Memories!

Submitted by Tom W: "Lame promotional wallpaper!"


And found in a local bookshop, the actual script template used by Spielberg and Lucas:

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

WTF, EADJ?

Eagle-eyed EADJ readers might notice that the dates on recent entries take place in the future. That's because David Estoye, our Editor In Chief, is getting married on March 29 and will be away from a computer for a very long time. So he is doing what we in the blogging industry call "front-loading" entries, so that you never miss a day of EADJ goodness in his time off. Enjoy the next two weeks' worth of entries in advance!