LinkedIn Update

The Saddest EADJ Off-Brand TP Roundup Ever.

Why sad? Because it's only one entry. The lockdown and the fact that we haven't found unique generic toilet paper to make fun of are major reasons for this situation. Oh well.

OFF BRAND TP: Mayfair

DESIGN CUES: An uninspired, limp swoosh that looks like it doesn't want to be there.

FEELS LIKE: Pulling a rusty cheese grater out of your anus

New EADJ Segment: DVD Freestyle!

When we're not spending weeks and weeks watching shitty movies for an EADJ Crappinema segment, sometimes we watch random promo DVDs that either come in the mail or are included in boxes with appliances. Or we just find them at bus stops. Grab some popcorn. Today we're going to watch four random DVDs: 

• The DRIcore Subfloor Installation DVD

• The Dorm Room Diet Workout DVD

• The Garden Groom Instructional DVD

• The Fagor Pressure Cooker DVD

The DRIcore Subfloor Installation DVD

The Dorm Room Diet Workout DVD

The Garden Groom Instructional DVD

The Fagor Pressure Cooker DVD

False Alarm. Kristine Johnson Hasn't Left Channel 2 News.

She actually does the CBS2 News at 5pm and 11pm. I mistakenly thought she was replaced when I was watching the 6pm news and *that blonde woman* was running the desk.

I'm so glad you haven't left, Kristine. I promise I won't make fun of you again on this blog.

But you really might want to reconsider wearing green around the studio. Especially near the Weather Desk.

And Now, Vince's Uncle Roberto On How To Update Your Email Address In LinkedIn

To change the primary email address for your LinkedIn account:

1. Click the 'Settings' link at the top of the home page after logging into your account.
2. Click 'Email Addresses' under Personal Information.
3. On the 'Email Addresses' page, click the 'Add email address' button.
4. Enter the new email address.
5. Click 'Add Email Address'.
When you receive the confirmation message at the new email address:
1. Click the confirmation link in that message.
2. You will be taken to a web page on the LinkedIn site.
3. Click 'Confirm'.
4. Sign in to your account using the new email address.
5. The new email address will be confirmed and can be used to sign in to your account.
To make the new email address your primary email address for all LinkedIn communications, return to the 'Email Address' page, select the new address, and click 'Make Primary'. 

And speaking of confirming, when hiring a town car, the reason we call you back after you make a reservation is to make sure you're not a bunch of rich teenagers looking to hire a limo just so they can drink underage. I'm talking to you, group of kids with the 425 area code.

EADJ Non-Curse Week Begins

Some EADJ readers have grumbled about this blog's "unnecessary use" of profanity.

Now, we could simply retort with a wonderful string of expletives, but that's exactly what they'd want. That's why we've decided to accept their challenge and make this week completely free of four letter words and off-color language.

Come to think of it, why are these readers surprised to read profanities from a blog named "Eat a D*ck?" What the wu-wu hoover skipants are they thinking?

Man, this week is gonna SUCK.

Wedding Tips with Jessica Foster, Part 4

In this chapter, Jessica answers a common question regarding reception music.