This Week In Hip Hop Awfulness

Here's where we cover the latest (and worst) in hip hop mixtape covers:
 

bia: Do we have any concepts for the mixtape cover?

ty dolla Sign: No

bia: Wait. I got an idea!

When the eatery in your neighborhood looks this old and crappy, you know that either the food is cheap or really, really good. Probably both.

Hey, look. Google released their branded color shag carpet jackets.

Perfect. No notes.

Shitty Boyz made custom jerseys and everything but forgot the damn ball.

The Least Used Hashtags on X (Formerly Twitter)

 

X / Twitter is full of neonazis, alt-right assholes, and malignant shitbots. The site's entire content is a hailstorm (heilstorm?) of hatred, crypto scams and bad actors. So here are the least used hashtags on this now unusable social platform:

#abolishICE

#talktoawoman
#accountability
#callyourmother

#defendtheHaitians

#CharlieKirkwaskindofadouche
#dosomethinggoodtodayforsomeoneelse

#theworldsfirsttrillionaireshouldntbeanazi

#heymaybeicouldbewrongbutmaybeweshouldntbesuchfuckingracists

Smecial Dreams Entry

"Where There is No Struggle, There is No Pathmark."

Let's Check In On That Shitty Mobile Game Royal Match

Mobile game and perpetual YouTube advertiser Royal Match continues to dominate the iTunes app store as its #1 game download. People are divided as to whether it's the worst game ever or it's the worst game ever and I can't stop playing it.

 

UAG

A Short Word On the Squishy Stress Toy Bin At Staples

Good God, Staples. What in the Chernobyl shut down is going on in your stress ball display? This is supposed to be a safe shopping environment, with a friendly impulse-buy display right by the registers to offer some fun, stress-relieving tchotchkes while customers are waiting.

Instead, due to poor maintenance or cheap product design, there's a layer of gross muck sitting at the bottom of each shelf– each featuring a different ooze and texture. 

And that slop ends up on the OTHER squishies that haven't leaked yet, so the entire thing is gross and untouchable. And frankly—ironically—stressful.

FIX IT OR DO AWAY WITH IT, STAPLES.