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Let's Turn a Jeans Sales Display Into Sequential Storytelling!

I was bored at the Levi's Store while my sons were shopping, and I spotted four posters on one wall and figured, What if that was somehow a comic strip-style story?

Here's a close up of the posters. And here we go:

Toby was feeling pretty happy and carefree.

But then his needy sister Charlotte stopped him and they started wondering what they were going to do for dinner.

Toby realized they didn't have any money.

But luckily their friend Cade had a roll of quarters and they ate Funyuns from the vending machine!

The end. I didn't say it was a good sequential story.

Still In Business!

Although Bed Bath and Beyond has closed most of their stores nationwide, their website continues to show that they're still affordable and essential for today's shoppers.

Should I Be Worried?

 Pictured below, a kidnapper is on his way to pick me up:

Everyone Needs a Side Hustle

Pictured above, former First Lady Michelle Obama makes some extra cash modeling for Airbuds.

It's Time To Say Goodbye To Stuff Marketers Want Us To Say Goodbye To!

Begone! Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye!

 

A Public Service Announcement (EADJ PSA)

ATTENTION: Don‘t fall for the Harp’s Tarps fake news! Almost all of their coverage skews heavily toward a pro-tarp agenda, suppressing any alternative views toward canvas coverings or indoor storage.