It's Time To Play "Did They Christmas Bang?"

Welcome to EADJ's first annual round of "Did They Christmas Bang?" where we guess if the lead actors of a Christmas Hallmark movie either banged or not based on their appearance on the movie poster. Let's begin!

Yes.

No.

Probably not. {The man and the older woman, you pervert!)

Probably not, seeing how they all seem like family. Ew.

Yes. Dude banged both of them, possibly in front of the fireplace.

Oh fuuuuuck yes. And she pegged him with that whisk.

Nah.

No. She's gay. They married to hide it.

No. She could do better than the concierge at Hyatt.

These two rutted like rabbits with their Timbos still on.

No.

No.

No.

Yes, maybe. Lots of power play here. But yeah, it probably happened.

No.

Speed round: Yes/Yes; No; No.

UAG

Here Are The Shows That Are Being Removed And Added To Netflix This Month

Every few weeks, Netflix renews or cancels shows and movies based on viewer preferences. Here are all the shows that will be added to Netflix this month:

• Joe Rogan Endorses Trump and Dares You To Eat a Tarantula

• America's Got Cirrhosis

• Boring Police Procedural With Tits

• To Catch a Predator To Corner Them and Sell Them Amway Products

• Young, Beautiful, Teenage Vampires With Stupid Problems

• 2027 LSAT Prep Review, hosted by Kim Kardashian

• Donkey Ass: The Series

And here are the shows and movies that Netflix is removing from their lineup this month:

• Dumb Influencers Arguing About Fuck-All

• Space Janitors

• The Mandalorian and Tofu

• Shimmy Shimmy Ya, Shimmy Yam, Shimmy Yay

• Disney's Re-Animated Version of the Live Action Version of the Animated Movie

• Reboot of show "Reboot"

• Ice Road Fuckers

At Long Last

From the makers of walking shoes and gloves made especially for hands: The Digging Shovel:

Warning: Not for bonking other Stooges on the head. This is for DIGGING.

Walmart Ad Carousel or David Cronenberg Nightmare Fuel?

Spotted on Faceboko: Walmart presents one horror after another, creating a montage of unsettling terror.

7 days after you watch this video, you will get a phone call that tells you that you'll die.

Let's Get Ready To Say Goodbye To Things That Marketers Want Us To Say Goodbye To!

 More of advertising's least creative headline format:

Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye!

Yeah, Baby, Yeah!

 Spotted in a church bulletin: a local realtor is one set of bad teeth away from Shagadelic, baby!

"Oh behave!"