Eating A Chipotle Burrito: A Chart

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Lame Vintage Leno Monologue

Where we imagine Jay Leno cracking lame jokes about 2026 current events.

Spotted On a Hobby Website

Dollhouse enthusiasts can now purchase a 1:12 scale replica of the furnished off-campus apartment that parents rent for their freshman kid instead of letting them have an authentic college experience.

Some More Available But Terrible Porn Star Names

Welcome, fresh flesh! Your first day on a porn shoot, I see. Well, make yourself comfortable, and while you're checking in, you should really think about what your porn star name should be. Donnie has this ashtray full of rejected names in case you didn't have one handy. But beware, they're unused because they're pretty awful. Have at it!

Males

Ben A. Dryl

Phil A.O. Fish

Murky Sediment

Claude Hopper

Telly Vangelist

Females

Peg Myhusband

Nana Nana Booboo

Kris P. Kreem

Sacristy Canyons

Nelly Furtaco

This Week In Hip Hop Awfulness

Where we mock the latest mixtape album covers.

Never turn your back on a Jedi.

Never keep a potted cactus in your hallway at night.

WWBBD - What Would Bizzy Bone Do?

I'm so confused but I love it. Don't change a thing.

This well intentioned but confusing depiction shows Jesus rising, then falling, then passing through pornographic cloud formations?

The snow angel competition fell flat when they forgot the snow.

This is almost as embarrassing as Nelly in that Honey Nut Cheerios commercial.

Almost.

The Wrath of Accidental Star Trek Fashion

This EADJ segment chronicles the inadvertent appearance of Star Trek uniforms and costumes. A previous entry found here.

Engineer Neko Case has reversed the polarity of the tachyons and wishes she was the moon.

Amazon accidentally sells uniforms for Command, Science Officer and Security.

At church, Command, Science Officer and Security go up to get Communion.

Even my own sons aren't immune to accidental Star Trek.

And although this isn't a costume, the name "Marsh-Shikiar" sounds a lot like an obscure Vulcan ceremony of justice.

A Couple More Abominations

 Here are two things that should not be and are an offense to nature:

Some stickers of sticker machines, that possibly came out of a sticker machine

Reese's cups that contain Reese's Pieces