Here Are The Shows That Are Being Removed And Added To Netflix This Month

Every few weeks, Netflix renews or cancels shows and movies based on viewer preferences. Here are all the shows that will be added to Netflix this month:

• Joe Rogan Endorses Trump and Dares You To Eat a Tarantula

• America's Got Cirrhosis

• Boring Police Procedural With Tits

• To Catch a Predator To Corner Them and Sell Them Amway Products

• Young, Beautiful, Teenage Vampires With Stupid Problems

• 2027 LSAT Prep Review, hosted by Kim Kardashian

• Donkey Ass: The Series

And here are the shows and movies that Netflix is removing from their lineup this month:

• Dumb Influencers Arguing About Fuck-All

• Space Janitors

• The Mandalorian and Tofu

• Shimmy Shimmy Ya, Shimmy Yam, Shimmy Yay

• Disney's Re-Animated Version of the Live Action Version of the Animated Movie

• Reboot of show "Reboot"

• Ice Road Fuckers

At Long Last

From the makers of walking shoes and gloves made especially for hands: The Digging Shovel:

Warning: Not for bonking other Stooges on the head. This is for DIGGING.

Walmart Ad Carousel or David Cronenberg Nightmare Fuel?

Spotted on Faceboko: Walmart presents one horror after another, creating a montage of unsettling terror.

7 days after you watch this video, you will get a phone call that tells you that you'll die.

Let's Get Ready To Say Goodbye To Things That Marketers Want Us To Say Goodbye To!

 More of advertising's least creative headline format:

Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye!

Yeah, Baby, Yeah!

 Spotted in a church bulletin: a local realtor is one set of bad teeth away from Shagadelic, baby!

"Oh behave!"

An Imagined Conversation: Things the Photographer Said To the Models of Depend Packaging

The following are things the photographer probably told the Depend undergarment models during the photoshoot:

"Okay, now give me DryShield! Give me Odorblock! Yes! Yes!"

"That's it. Now lift your chin and point it in the same direction as your bulge. Perfect!"

"Slay, king! Give me more! You're gonna be on the XL packaging, you know! Act like it!"

"Okay, now look like you've walked in on your fiancée who found your Depends and you're not a little turned on by that. Yes! EXACTLY that expression!"

New Products Announced at This Year's Consumer Electronics Show

The Consumer Electronics Show (CES) in Las Vegas is the industry's leading showcase for premiering devices, hardware and peripherals for consumers. 

Here are most exciting announcements from the 5 day show: 

• a scanner that your grandma can easily operate whenever you're around but can't when you're not

• Sony's new tablet that automatically connects your bank account to a Sony account

• a restaurant table device that you can pay your check with, except this time it's even MORE filthy!

• a clothes dryer that GIVES you a random sock whenever your do a load

• AI powered refrigerators that won't open if they don't like how you're talking to your wife

• a wearable digital thingie that looks stupid as fuck but also is kind of pointless and expensive

• Samsung's revolutionary all-digital Butter Churn 2.0

• a handy taser for police that automatically tases anyone who's filming the incident