EADJ Smecial Dreams Entry, Or Andrew Gall and I Bare Our Naked Psyches To One Another

"EVEN DRIVER."

A Photoshop Experiment

Pictured below, per a suggestion by Andrew Gall, Photoshopping a certain ECD's eyes on a GI Joe works pretty good.

A Few More Theories

• It is Lil' Marshall, one of three lovable new characters on the new cartoon series BABY C-KERS! Watch Lil' Karen and "SweePea" Krivkovich get all pitchcrazy with Lil' Dean, Teenage Phil May and "Spider-Boy" in tow! Special appearances by Lil' Kat McGrath, The CKPR clubhouse gang, and the infant Joe Nudelman (don't laugh)!

• "marshall ross was recently in NY for an ad club ceremony. marshall ross has joined hairclub for men, and will now be seen in their commercials swimming with his shirt off. he also bought a coonskin cap, but the hair growth and the cap counteract each other to the point where no one knows where one ends and the other begins." -from Andrew Gall

• It is actually a trompe l'oeil, or "trick of the eye" due to solar flares, pollution haze and a hanging coonskin cap.

• Computers?

Don't Look Now, But...

What the? How did this happen? Some possible theories:

Marshall at age 29 creates a time machine and travels 30 years into the future, so he can finally dine at the 5th Avenue Diner in Brooklyn.

Marshall was so smitten by Jeanette's handling of RFP's at Cramer-Krasselt that he is stalking her, trying to woo her back to his agency. Also, he donned a Davy Crockett coonskin cap.

Ever see Sam Shepard's "Fool For Love" with Harry Dean Stanton as a bigamist who has another wife in another town? Like that, but with a coonskin cap.

Marshall, a big swinger in the seventies, slept with Marsha Touhy while visiting New York. Marsha Touhy decided to keep the baby and raise him to be everything his hippie father was not: a more upstanding, more responsible human being. Also, she buys him a coonskin cap.

That's probably some young guy who resembles Marshall a lot but doesn't have any real connection to him in any way. But what fun is that.

Scientists in Finland have successfully cloned a Marshall Ross. They have uploaded the new clone with the latest fighting techniques, a chip in the brain that stores terabytes of defense secrets, a coonskin cap, and a bionic leg that can kick a hole in a trash can. But they have not taught the clone how to love...Clone of Love, starring Sandra Bullock and Jeremy Piven as Marshall.


Do you have any theories?

OWN the RELATIONSHIP!

Blean Blablohen gives a pep talk to Sergio and whoever else is still listening.

Smecial Dreams Entry!

"I had a dream last night that Jen Stankovic was a fire marshall and she was leading a bunch of people downstairs...Weird."
-Michelle Litos

"I had a dream last night that Marshall was yelling at me. Jesus."
-Andrew Gall

"Ranee Wu had a dream about me in a thong. HOT."
-David Estoye

"I had a dream about John Carstens criticizing my ceilings."
-Marshall Ross

"I have never seen the Shorter Fatter Version of Scott Peterson."
-Vince Soliven

(pictured above, while Vince tries to decide between chicken and barbacoa burrito bowls for the 800th time, I'm wondering what would wash down goat curry best.

The EADJ Mail Sack is brimming to the rim with deposits.

Vince submitted this comp drawing he made for a Corona ad. Marshall reportedly gaped at the huge vagina that Vince drew in the curtains. I don't see it.

Vince was right

(pictured to the left, only 3 days later, Marshall's OLD BALLS)

Happy Birthday Marshall!

(pictured above, two renditions of the Shorter, Fatter Version of Scott Peterson wish Marshall a happy 45th birthday)