Doppelgänger Time!

A first: a Melinda doppelgänger, complete with jean jacket!

Vince found "Hawaiian John Reid"

On an in-flight magazine I found giggly chef Andrew.

Here's Mike B's twin brother

Vince found "Italian John Reid" and captured him in both photo and in motion:

Mini Doppelgänger Entry

This toy also sort of looks like me:

And this dude found on Facebook who might be related to me.

Submitted by Andrew Gall, a hairier, homeless version of Marshall:

Submitted by Bill Dow, John Reid as a "permanent part of the khazakstan exhibit at navy pier."

Let's Partially Deflate the EADJ Mail Sack For Easier Traveling!

 Submitted by John Reid via text: 

Doppelgängers Update

Submitted by John Reid, a doppelgänger of me:

Another doppelgänger of me, according to Andrew:

And another:

And here's one I found that looks EXACTLY like my brother Jay:

EADJ Program Note

Thanks to Fiverr's yanitsa for this video!

EADJ Masthead Update

The sidebar gif was submitted by Mollusk Award recipient John Reid.

And in response, the above masthead was submitted by Joel via http://makeitstranger.com.

I like how it didn't occur to Joel to just spell the whole thing out, but his version is better.

John The Originator

Sometime late 2006:

John Reid: Joel made a blog mocking you.

Me: Oh yeah?

John Reid: You should make a blog.

TEN YEARS and 3,237 posts later...

We humbly and gratefully award John Reid the Mollusk Award for his major contribution in getting this decade-spanning inside joke off the ground. Thank you John. His award is listed at the bottom of this page. Finally.

Smecial Dreams Entry

One day a shrink will analyze all these smecial entries and wonder why he wasted his time doing so.

A FB Messenger Convo

A Hot, Three-Way IM Convo

Andrew And I Reveal Our Naked Psyches To Each Other Again In Another Smecial Entry

Let's Discuss The Long-Term Effects Of Fracking On The EADJ Mail Sack!

Submitted by John Reid (& family!) via snail mail, a belated but precious Christmas ornament for this year's tree:

I believe this makes this entry the first literal mail sack entry.

Let's Polish The Candle Snuffer With The EADJ Mail Sack!

John Reid texted these two items recently:

"It says 'vaggggina.'"

Let's Boost The Visibility Of The EADJ Mail Sack!

Submitted by John Reid, what appears to be a doppelganger of me in a white down coat.

"So many Asians with camera phones."  -J.R.

Let's Tack A "Do Not Resuscitate" Sign To The EADJ Mail Sack When It's Sleeping! ***TEXTARIFFIC ENTRY***

A text from John Reid:

 

A submission for the next EADJ Pun Cops from Andrew Gall:

 

A "shorter, fatter and saltier" version of Scott Peterson, submitted by Larry Liss:

 

Also submitted by John Reid: "Ha."

 

A texted photo from Tom Weingard: "Found in the trash in a bathroom in a Greek restaurant in Union Square."

This texted to me from my brother Jay: "How dare they."

 

And finally, yet another entry submitted by John Reid: "Good to see you the other day."

Thanks to all the submitters. You guys have big dicks.

Smecial Dreams Entry

From John Reid:

And three from Andrew Gall:

There's lots of Megan this time around.

Bee Flips!

If you've ever noticed on the right hand side of this blog, there's a list of our "sister blogs," one of which is called "Bee Flips or Beef Lips." It was a one-joke blog that John Reid and I started way back in 2007 and never updated.

Well, for some reason, called it kismet or karma or coinkidink, I've been spotting a lot of bee flips lately. I sent all these to John, and he proposed that now would be the perfect time to finally update the blog.

I said no. So I'm posting these here on this blog.