Uy, the Indignity of It All

My 7 year old obviously doesn't respect the most feared Sith Lord in the galaxy.

EADJ Tries To Justify The Odd Group Photos In Halloween Costume Ads

This is more of a writing exercise than anything.

Tony Stark attempts to rescue Pepper Potts' 6 year old niece (who happens to be a toddler pageant champion) from the clutches of a Captain D's employee and a Goth mom who runs a Devil Dogs franchise.

An untested time-traveling teleportation device goes haywire and tragically transforms a 17th Century pirate, an LAPD officer, a Salem Witch and the Devil himself into sexy Latina strippers.

An employee from Universal Pictures (dressed as a Minion) infiltrates a Disney franchise convention between Pixar, Lucasfilm and Disney Animation Studios to steal their trade secrets. Unfortunately, he is discovered and force-choked by overweight security guards.

Good Lord. A group of patriotic (but ill-informed) sorority girls arm themselves with all sorts of shields but end up pregnant anyway.

That's Weird.

I had never pegged Yoda to be the MMA tribal tattoo kind of guy.

EADJ Retail Hell: 2 For the Price of 1

At long last, the Mustafar Panning Droid has been realized as an action figure, thus scraping the very last bottom of the Star Wars Universe barrel for cash.


Two Ways To Watch. What they don't mention is the much-preferred Option 3, which is to just watch IV, V, & VI and then take a nap.

Sith.

(pictured above, yet another Star Wars item more enjoyable than the Prequel trilogy)

Jessica Lets Rip A Secret